I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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