do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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