I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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