They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We talked him into tasing himself.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You ruined the universe
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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