also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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