We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Too much gin, very little bucket
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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