Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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