my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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