i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize