I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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