Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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