i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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