This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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