Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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