I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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