Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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