I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
