wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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