I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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