I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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