It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
