My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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