I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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