did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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