Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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