My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
