I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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