He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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