Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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