like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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