You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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