it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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