They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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