Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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