You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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