yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
