i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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