well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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