as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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