You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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