fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
