Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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