Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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