I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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