On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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