I want to have your abortion
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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