shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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