i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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