when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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