Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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