Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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