I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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