Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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