I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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