I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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