i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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