Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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